Men are like Androids

[paratti]

You wait for them, fall deeply in love, do something and all of a sudden its turned Bulgarian and you can't understand a word that's going on.

Though thanks to the T-Mobile shop on the Kings Road it has now regained its British nationality and I can now understand the menus again.

But I could have done without it on top of undexpected builders being unexpected, so I had to shift the clothes, books and shoes again and have fumes and dust exposure in addition.

Which combined with the car pound of next to a dank dock of damp that my Evol Council of Evol car-napped my poor car to this morning which meant I had a bad asthma attack while paying the extortionate ransom.

And had another in the big Sainsbury's on the way back home.

So I think if I march tomorrow I'll have a third really bad one. Whereas if I just head up to Hyde Park I'll represent and be able to breathe. So, comrades, I'll be in the park tomorrow and the new (English speaking) Android will be with me and I'd love to meet up there.

Comments

[deborahw37.livejournal.com]

They impounded your car?

Bastards!


Sounds like Hyde Park is a plan!

I messaged you my mobile number

[paratti.livejournal.com]

They abducted it this morning. £260 to get it back:(

Hyde Park it is:) I've replied with mine.

[deborahw37.livejournal.com]

£260!!!


That's extortion!

[paratti.livejournal.com]

Bloody K&C, one of the Tories favourite councils for a reason.

[usedtobeljs]

So sorry you're having asthma awfulness. [hugs and breath and good thoughts]

[paratti.livejournal.com]

Thanks, mate:) I'm inhalered up and trying to get as much fresh air as possible. Thankfully the weather is good.

((Hugs))

[appomattoxco.livejournal.com]

What is the universe trying to tell me when a friend in real life and twolj in row on my flist use the word "Bulgarian" ?

[paratti.livejournal.com]

To avoid their Merlot?

[gillo]

Looks like I'll have to go to Wales to visit my mum in hospital rather than London as I'd planned, so I trust you to represent me. Don't get kettled and make sure you have your inhaler on you!

[paratti.livejournal.com]

Good luck to you and your mum and will do, on both counts.